C.R.E.A.M.

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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7 hours ago
did-you-kno:

Millie the White House dog earned four times more than President Bush in 1991.
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did-you-kno:

Millie the White House dog earned four times more than President Bush in 1991.

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Posted
7 hours ago

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via dutchster)

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Posted
7 hours ago
colorwithme:

the-5ft-fighter:

This is how I feel when I run.


Me too… Not so much.

colorwithme:

the-5ft-fighter:

This is how I feel when I run.

Me too… Not so much.

(Source: newbeginnings2, via crashyourcrew)

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3575
Posted
2 days ago

No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.

(Source: thorlokid, via crashyourcrew)

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Posted
2 days ago

johncollege:

Sonny: You give her my test. You give her the door test.

C: What’s the door test?

Sonny: Before you get out of the car, you lock both doors. You get out of the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car, take out the key, put in the lock, open the door for her. Then you let her get in, then you close the door for her. Then you walk around the back of the car and you look through the rear window. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button for you, so you can get in, dump her.

C: Just like that?

Sonny: Listen to me, kid, if she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button for you, so you can get in, that means she’s a selfish broad and all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and dump her fast.

- A Bronx Tale

(Source: real-hiphophead, via crashyourcrew)

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2 days ago